* B U L L E T P R O O F *

::Glitz, Glamour & Shimmer ::

11:40 PM::Monday, November 30, 2009

It's been a long while since i last sat down, and penned/typed my thoughts. I must say, I've been overwhelmed with things of late. I've started a stable job now. One that actually starts in the morning. LOL. I know, i myself am finding that rather hard to believe. I am actually working a 9-5 job so to speak. :)

It's a good change. Not being in nightlife, and actually waking up and seeing the sun. Its good. Though, i really hate the sun. I cant stand being under the scorching sun! oh no!! But on the bright side, i work mostly in the office. :) And did i mention that the office doesnt have any windows? Heh. So i never really know night from day or rain or shine. Though i have never been the sort to mention where i really work at, all i can share with you guys, is that i am working in the Hotel line. Not some sleezy hotel in geylang mind you! :P

So its a week to Zouk Out and as usual, i am looking forward to it fully! Armin van Buuren babyyy! Couldnt get better than that! Its going to be good fun, im sure of it! I've yet to get my bikini..but i've already decided on the perfect colour this year! Wait for pictures then to find out!

Anyways, Christmas is around the corner! Ahhh..the one occasion i look forward to sooooo much! Also is the one occasion i pack on the pounds! Im sure everyone does too.

By the way, a couple of months back, i mentioned that i booked a job with regards to a shaver print ad. Since it has already been launched, I can now share with the rest of you who follows my blog for what shaver brand it was.

I did the shoot sometime in April. Its for BIC by the way. BIC is an international brand. So the print ad i did will be shown in Singapore, Malaysia, Japan, Thailand and China. I'm very proud to hit asia pacific! Its called BIC Soleil Shimmer Clic. Its a beautiful pink shaver! So pink lovers out there, women i mean, give it a try!!! here are the pictures!

The second picture, is published in Simply Her magazine December'09 issue.Real real happy with the outcome! Thank you to the guys at Sparkfury for doing such a fantastic job! And thank you BIC for using me for this ad! I'm on top of the world!

This month has been great! December is only going to get better!

You know you love me!
xoxo,
CherylDee
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::You can let go now. ::

5:00 PM::Friday, October 16, 2009

I saw this video and starting crying. So much of the lyrics relates to my real life experience. I'd like to share this with all of you. (:

A daughter will always be daddy's little girl. (:

You know you love me!
xoxo,
CherylDee
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::BabyLove ::

4:22 PM::Tuesday, October 13, 2009

i have not written a post about my partner in crime, Sham, yet. But trust me there's drafts after drafts i have on him in my email, only i never post them because i never seem to write a perfect one. So today, i deleted all drafts and decided to write one from scratch. From my heart, onto screen, into the internet. :)

instead of typing it out like an essay, i shall type it out like no one else reads this but you baby. and for the rest of you i am pretending that is not reading this, i share with the world, my love story with this wonderful being. :)

Dearest Autobot,

i dont know if the way we started is something worth sharing with all*since there is going to be other people who read this* but i am glad we started out anyways. starting out this wonderful realtionship with you didnt come easy. Especially, when your first few months should be nothing but blissful, we encountered problems along the way, people trying to break us apart, and some idiot that just sticks her nose where it shouldnt.

to begin with, i fell in love with the man that you are wayy before i even knew i did. thats why it bugged me so much at the beginning if i could even really have you. i was smitten with the way you are, the way you walked, the way you speak perfect english, and that bloody cute arse of yours. :)

but when you told me you loved me too, that changed everything! i cant deny that when we had that first few problems, i thought to myself, this shouldnt be happening so early in the relationship, we're doomed! but i was wrong, it made us so much stronger today.

sometimes i dont say it enough, because i've never really been someone who is mushy and very romantic, i guess its safe to say, i'm hopeless at being a romantic sometimes. but you're a wonderful man. you're creative, smart, witty and down right insane at times, but those are the qualities i admire and love the most about you.

god, i'm tearing up just thinking of the many things that you are. I'm so glad i have found someone like you. i have a head full of thoughts, but dont know where to start with. gosh~

i've always prided with the fact that i am never the jealous sort. but with you, i'm so protective, i want you all to myself and no one else can have a share. And i know you feel the same way too. what i enjoy most with you, is just laying beside you, and watching you sleep while i plant a million kisses on your forehead. and in the mornings, i look forward to your kisses on mine. :)

i love your cooking, and your pasta is to die for! i love your smell, i love the way you dance, i love how cool you look when you are DJ-ing, i love how you look so dang amazing in a black shirt, i love how you're tattooed, i love how you cuddle me, i love how you are with your friends, i love how youre so funny, i love how you try to pull magic tricks on people* not for women in the clubs*, i love how you wipe away my tears, i love how you give me advice when ever i am upset, i love how we can play tag your it, even with just the two of us,i dont love how your a farting machine who doesnt give any warnings, but i do love it when you fart with a cute sound and pretend its Grandma,but most of all i love how you love me.

you've helped at making me a better person. Thank you. I'll always be next to you, holding your hand, coz i'm your lady, and you my love, my man. You're my bestfriend, my lover, and my wanna be autobot.

I read your post about your father. And i've wanted to talk to you about it. But sometimes i fear talking about it only because i know we both lost our fathers, and i would just end up crying *like i am now* so therefore its best to just type it down. What you wrote made me cry. Your father would be so proud of you. All those things you wrote about your father, you are the same. I'm a very lucky girl to have someone like you. * a big thank you to your parents!*

i look forward fully to the couple photo shoot. In the mean time, let me lose some weight. :) need to look equally as good as those pictures of Beckham and Victoria.

see you tonight at my house. i love you always baby.

love always,

your Betty Boobs.

You know you love me!
xoxo,
CherylDee
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::laughter is the best medicine ::

9:58 PM::Friday, October 09, 2009

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America , and bragged that he had told
his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that
it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada . He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a New Zealand girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot
meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day
most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of
his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher, and call a handyman.

PS: I WANNA BE A NEW ZEALAND GIRL TOO. :)

You know you love me!
xoxo,
CherylDee
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::Topless Carwash ::

7:50 PM::Monday, October 05, 2009

i dont know how many of you have read about how singapore was going to have its very first topless carwash. If you havent read about it yet, sorry, its over already. It happened on the 26th of september. honestly, i dont know how well it did, so wouldnt be able to tell you much. i can however drop you guys a link to see the pictures from that day. :)

i warn you guys, it isnt much to look at really. you wouldnt really know who the models are either since their eyes and nipples are pixelated. haha. that sounded so wrong. but if you know the models personally, then perhaps, this pictures might ring a bell for you.

perhaps this is the first step for singapore to be more open minded to things. this country is so conservative. we've already have our own Playboy magazine here called VIP. so hopefully in due time, you guys will be able to see full frontal nudes in our magazines soon. okay, maybe full frontal is a tad bit much too soon, so lets hope for topless then. And please, dear editors of VIP, when and if you do get to put topless models on the cover or in the centre-folds, please let them be busty. not some flat chested ugly nipple model. *no pun intended to small chested girls* i'm speaking to the many guys who love tits. :)

anyways here's the link for the pictures of the topless carwash. enjoy!

TOPLESS CARWASH!!

anyways, if any of you know the models of the topless carwash, could you please email me @ cher.de.mello@gmail.com

i've a job offer for either one of them. Unfortunately, i cannot release the details here. But feel free to email me if interested to know the job scope. I will then fill you in on the details. Pay is $1000. Thanks a mill! Well enjoy the remainder hours of Monday. Have an awesome weekend ahead people!

You know you love me!
xoxo,
CherylDee
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::polygamy ::

6:30 PM::Tuesday, September 29, 2009

polygamy! polygamy! polygamy! rahh! rahh! rahh! i dont know about the rest of the world, but polygamy is legal for Muslims in Malaysia. this is also about the same time i add in, thank god i wasnt born or live in malaysia. Polygamy is something i just say NO to. :)

so a "Polygamy Club" was just launched in Malaysia. *sounds as tho there's a new Ferrari club or something eh?* so i was reading, its aim is a noble one. One to help reformed prostitutes, single mothers and women who 'believe' they are past the marrying age. okay, hold up. i personally think, age is but a number, someone in their bloody 60's can jolly well get married, so what's past the marrying age really? 25?! or single mothers, there's alot of single mothers i know which have gone on to get married again. Nothing wrong. and reformed prostitutes? i know someone who married a reformed prostitute. They're happy married living in another country, and mind you, they have children too. so whats the noble cause aiming at?

what i find funny is how a man can marry and have 4 wives. talk about high sex drive. but why cant a woman have 4 husbands? lets play pretend that i have a husband who has 4 wives now. So what happens if i have a high sex drive? or any one of us has a high sex drive? the husband gets to shag 4 different women while we share one? BALLOCKS!

i think its rather selfish. No wonder theres protests from some women saying " NO TO POLYGAMY! " i would never stand to let my husband marry another let alone 3 more. I believe marriage is between 2 people madly in love, and thats it. 2 becomes 1. not 5 become 1.

i've watched enough of shows about polygamy to know there's a good number of the women and children who suffer in this. I do also know that with polygamy in households, all wives and children should be treated equally. But how many times have many shown that say a younger more beautiful wife is treated better with more time/money/gifts spent on her and her children then the remaining wives? sheesh.

people marry their soulmate. note how soulmate doesnt have and "S"? we dont want to share our husbands!!

besides, there's enough of men for every woman. so go monogamous!

You know you love me!
xoxo,
CherylDee
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::The Truth ::

6:06 PM:

“Truth about girls; it doesn’t matter who dumped who or why. Whenever we see an ex with another girl, it always bothers us. Not because we’re not over you, but because we know that we used to be that girl.”

-Same goes for Guys too.

It's just the way it is. Read this somewhere and decided to share.

You know you love me!
xoxo,
CherylDee
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::Happy Birthday Dad! ::

5:04 PM::Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Happy 51st Daddy-O!! I know you're having a ball of a time up there. We're going to celebrate for you tonight. With all the things you love, Satay Bee Hoon and good old beer. We'll drink a stout for you too. =)

And don't you worry about me or Jared, i made a promise to you, and i'll stick by my words. You just wait and see. Everything will go well and smooth. You'll be proud of us.

I love you always and forever dad. Sooner or later, we'll be up there with you to perform. =)

Love your kiddos,

Cheryl the Barel

Jared the Pirate

PS: KAGAK IN THE PANTS! oh, here's the song you love.

You know you love me!
xoxo,
CherylDee
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